Taunt listing

Todd's Taunts 2.0 (3.46 MB) - Starwars (201 KB) - Science Fiction (228 KB) - Beavis and Butthead (48 KB) - Monty Python (1318 KB) taunts

Taunt # Description

070 R2D2 beeping

071 Vader: "You don't know the power of the Dark Side."

072 "The force will be with you."

073 Jabba laughing

074 Jabba laughing

075 Yoda laughing

076 From Dark Forces: "All forces on alert."

077 From Dark Forces: "You are not authorized in this area."

078 From Dark Forces: "Stop! Rebel scum."

079 From Dark Forces: "I should have kept working for the Empire."

080 Vader: "There will be no one to stop us this time."

Taunt # Description

081 HAL in Space Odyssey: "Honestly, I would not worry about that."

082 HAL 9000: "I feel much better now."

083 HAL 9000: "I want to help you."

084 HAL 9000: "I think we've improved a great deal."

085 HAL 9000: "I enjoy working with people."

086 Klaxxon from Star Trek

087 Kirk: "Prepare to attack!" - klaxxon

088 From Spaceballs: "Now you will see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

089 Terminator: "Hasta la vista, baby."

090 Terminator: "I'll be back."

Taunt # Description

091 Whow!

092 Dork!

093 What dork!

094 Kick his ass!

095 Kick him! (3 times)

096 Hahaha...

097 That was cool!

098 That was not cool!

099 Chachacha!

Taunt # Description

100 "Brave Sir Robin ran away ..."

101 "Bring out the dead ..."

102 "Death awaits you all ..."

103 "Your mother was a hamster ..."

104 "Pie iesu domine - dona eis reqiuem."

105 "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

106 "St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on ..."

107 "Mind your own business!"

108 "Stop it."

109 "Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"

110 "Now we see the violence inherent in the system."

111 "I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no ..."

112 "Be quiet!"

113 "Be quiet!"

114 "Bloody peasant!"

115 "We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune."

116 "Well, how did you become king, then?"

117 "How d'you do?"

118 "I order you to be quiet!"

119 "I told you."

120 "Oh!"

121 "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

122 "Did you see him repressing me?"

123 "Shut up!"

124 "Shut up, will you, shut up!"

125 "SHUT UP!!!"

126 "You saw it, didn't you?"

127 "What?"

128 "Yes."

129 "Yes, I see."

Todd's taunts (3.46 MB)

201Well hello Mister Fancy Pants (Army of Darkness)
202 Hello, hello (Austin Powers)
203 Everybody on-line, lookin' good. (Aliens)
204 Shall we play a game. (Wargames)
205 Yes! For godsake get on with it! (South Park)
206 Let's get ready to rumble!
207 Let's play. (Desperado)
208 All right, who wants some? (Army of Darkness)
209 Doh! (The Simpsons)
210 Holy poop on a stick! (South Park)
211 Narf! (Pinky and the Brain)
212 Shweet! (South Park)
213 Kick ass! (South Park)
214 Sssssssmokin'! (The Mask)
215 Aye Carumba! (The Simpsons)
216 All righty then! (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
217 Impressive! (Empire Strikes Back)
218 To be, or not to be. That is the question. (Hamlet)
219 Bantha Poodoo, ho, ho, ho! (Return of the Jedi)
220 Dying ain't much of a living, boy. (Outlaw Josey Wales)
221 What is your major malfunction? (Full Metal Jacket)
222 I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and S**t, and Jack just left town. (Army of Darkness)
223 Did your parents have any children that lived? (Full Metal Jacket)
224 I fart in your general direction! (Monthy Python and the Holy Grail)
225 I hate you! I want you to die! (South Park)
226 No! You hear me! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! (South Park)
227 It's such a shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up. (Friends)
228 Maybe we could live without the wisecracks. (As Good As It Gets)
229 Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek. (Waterworld)
230 You watch your language! (Star Wars)
231 I'll be thinking about that when I'm pissing on your grave. (In the Line of Fire)
232 When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
233 As if! (Clueless)
234 Ooh! That was below the belt, try to keep the gloves up. (Liar Liar!)
235 Are you threatening me? (Beavis and Butthead)
236 Someone hasn't been working and playing well with others. (A Few Good Men)
237 Makin' a big mistake. (Silverado)
238 This guy is just beggin' to be made an example of. (Casino)
239 Now, I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead. (Silverado)
240 Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. (The Incredible Hulk)
241 Go ahead... make my day. (Sudden Impact)
242 I'm your huckleberry. (Tombstone)
243 Are you gonna pull those pistols are whistle dixie? (Outlaw Josey Wales)
244 Stop it, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you. (Pinky and the Brain)
245 I said, put the bunny back in the box. (Con Air)
246 You asked for it! (Bugs Bunny)
247 You have made me very angry. (Marvin the Martian)
248 I... am... so... pissed off... right... now! (South Park)
249 Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you. (South Park)
250 I've warned you, I'll be forced to thrash you. (Coming to America)
251 Kill... you... guys... kill you guys! (South Park)
252 Do not attempt to challenge my authority. (Major Payne)
253 You don't know the power of the Dark Side. (Empire Strikes Back)
254 Ah ah ah ah ah... don't give me attitude, sir. (The Long Kiss Goodnight)
255 Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic words. (Jurassic Park)
256 Yes, I assure you we are quite safe from your friends here. (Return of the Jedi)
257 You've always been weaker than I. (Highlander)
258 Elvis has left the building! (Independence Day)
259 Go with a smile! (Batman)
260 Where you going? This party just gettin' started! (Men in Black)
261 Don't run, we are your friends. (Mars Attacks)
262 Come back here you pompous son of a pansy! (South Park)
263 Come out, come out wherever you are! (Cape Fear)
264 I'll be back. (Terminator 2)
265 Did you miss me? (The Mask)
266 You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone! (What About Bob?)
267 Well, back to the old drawing board. (Marvin the Martian)
268 When all else fails, fresh tactics. (Face-Off)
269 There'll be no one to stop us this time. (Star Wars)
270 There can be only one. (Highlander)
271 Yes! Yes! Oh yeah! Can you feel that buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh! (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
272 I say goddam what a rush! (Broken Arrow)
273 Ooooo... somebody stop me! (The Mask)
274 La-hoo-suh-her [loser] (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
275 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? (Pulp Fiction)
276 Look at that! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! (The Mask)
277 This town needs an enema. (Batman)
278 That's gotta hurt! (The Mask)
279 You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? (Batman)
280 Bless me father for I have just killed quite a few men. (Desperado)
281 Now, like Napolean, I will divide and conquer. (The Mask)
282 If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny. (Return of the Jedi)
283 Resistance is futile. (Star Trek: First Contact)
284 You are beaten. It is useless to resist. (Empire Strikes Back)
285 Finish him! (Mortal Kombat)
286 So now it ends. (Highlander)
287 Hasta la vista, baby! (Terminator 2)
288 Flawless victory. (Mortal Kombat)
289 Hail to the king, baby. (Army of Darkness)
290 Retreat is no longer an option. (Gettysburg)
291 The line must be drawn here! (Star Trek: First Contact)
292 I've never lost a war game, and I'm not about to start right now. (Down Periscope)
293 Oh dear. Now I shall have to create more Martians! (Marvin the Martian)
294 No! No! No! No! This can't happen! (Liar Liar!)
295 Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! (Lost in Space)
296 Red alert! All hands to battle stations. (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
297 I think war's just been declared. (Heartbreak Ridge)
298 It's coming right for us! It's coming right for us! (South Park)
299 Thank you sir! May I have another! (Animal House)
300 I got a bad feeling about this. (Star Wars)
301 No good will come of this. (Pinky and the Brain)
302 We need a miracle. (Lawrence of Arabia)
303 I'm not well. (Pinky and the Brain)
304 Oh! That wasn't a bit nice. (Marvin the Martian)
305 Oh man, this sucks. (South Park)
306 The horror... (Apocalypse Now)
307 I can't take it anymore! (Aladdin)
308 We should flee in terror. Yes, that would be the wisest course. (Pinky and the Brain)
309 Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards! (South Park)
310 We're doomed! Goodbye Mr. Hat! (South Park)
311 We gotta stop them! They're gonna kill us all! (Independence Day)
312 My god has forsaken me... (South Park)
313 That's it man. Game over, man, it's game over! (Aliens)
314 Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! (Animal House)
315 Boy, did we get screwed. (South Park)
316 I will never be on the wrong side again. (Braveheart)
317 Be prepared to reap the whirlwind, gentlemen. (The Rock)
318 Lock and load! (Full Metal Jacket)
319 Feel free to jump in any time. (The X-Files)
320 Say when. (Tombstone)
321 Make it so. (Star Trek: First Contact)
322 Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! I need, I need! (What About Bob?)
323 No problemo. (Terminator 2)
324 Okaly Dokely. (The Simpsons)
325 Not now, I'm busy. (Tombstone)
326 That I cannot do. (The Godfather)
327 I don't understand. (King of the Hill)
328 Dammit, Mulder, that is not my job. (The X-Files)
329 You're kidding, right? (The Juror)
330 I question your motives. (Star Trek: First Contact)
331 Don't everybody thank me at once. (Star Wars)
332 Forget about it. (Donnie Brasco)
333 What have you done! (Mortal Kombat)
334 If you want to do something right, you've got to do it yourself. (Waterworld)
335 Thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while! (Full Metal Jacket)
336 Good son, well done. Well done! (Firebirds)
337 This is my BOOMstick! (Army of Darkness)
338 Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. (Star Wars)
339 You know... you could put somebody's eye out with that thing. (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)
340 Oh, uh, I'm going to blow it up. (Marvin the Martian)
341 Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! (Marvin the Martian)
342 Did I do that? (Family Matters)
343 Once again, the communication process has broken down (My Cousin Vinny)
344 I gotta pee. (Forrest Gump)
345 Stop the press! (Batman)
346 Delays, delays. (Marvin the Martian)
347 Hahahahahahahaha! (Batman)
348 Heheheheha...Whee! Haha! What a predicament! Hehehahahaha! (Face-Off)

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Taunt #	Description
070	R2D2 beeping
071	Vader: "You don't know the power of the Dark Side."
072	"The force will be with you."
073	Jabba laughing
074	Jabba laughing
075	Yoda laughing
076	From Dark Forces: "All forces on alert."
077	From Dark Forces: "You are not authorized in this area."
078	From Dark Forces: "Stop! Rebel scum."
079	From Dark Forces: "I should have kept working for the Empire."
080	Vader: "There will be no one to stop us this time."
Taunt #	Description
081	HAL in Space Odyssey: "Honestly, I would not worry about that."
082	HAL 9000: "I feel much better now."
083	HAL 9000: "I want to help you."
084	HAL 9000: "I think we've improved a great deal."
085	HAL 9000: "I enjoy working with people."
086	Klaxxon from Star Trek
087	Kirk: "Prepare to attack!" - klaxxon
088	From Spaceballs: "Now you will see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
089	Terminator: "Hasta la vista, baby."
090	Terminator: "I'll be back."
Taunt #	Description
091	Whow!
092	Dork!
093	What dork!
094	Kick his ass!
095	Kick him! (3 times)
096	Hahaha...
097	That was cool!
098	That was not cool!
099	Chachacha!
Taunt #	Description
100	"Brave Sir Robin ran away ..."
101	"Bring out the dead ..."
102	"Death awaits you all ..."
103	"Your mother was a hamster ..."
104	"Pie iesu domine - dona eis reqiuem."
105	"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
106	"St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on ..."
107	"Mind your own business!"
108	"Stop it."
109	"Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"
110	"Now we see the violence inherent in the system."
111	"I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no ..."
112	"Be quiet!"
113	"Be quiet!"
114	"Bloody peasant!"
115	"We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune."
116	"Well, how did you become king, then?"
117	"How d'you do?"
118	"I order you to be quiet!"
119	"I told you."
120	"Oh!"
121	"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
122	"Did you see him repressing me?"
123	"Shut up!"
124	"Shut up, will you, shut up!"
125	"SHUT UP!!!"
126	"You saw it, didn't you?"
127	"What?"
128	"Yes."
129	"Yes, I see."